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A fuck seed sowed, to glutton vie, to salt my fields, and madden me.

The words thou spake, to tempt your luck, ne’er ox to plow, or give a fuck.

I love it!

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dulect:

listen up you little bitch

No, no, no. It should be listen up, kid.

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braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Don’t even need to be a bird for that, yo.

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Whether or not it is, I believe it to be a failing in me.

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vanillathena:

I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

Salud, 

smoreo

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"A lot of young girls think that the opposite of fake is rudeness. And just as ugly as fake is, so is saying whatever is on your mind because it’s the truth."

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― Tyra Banks (via psych-quotes)

I’m not sure I understand what this means. Is it asserting that whatever is on one’s mind is the truth, and that it is ugly? Is she calling for tact?

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thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

G.U.N. Training more like…

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

G.U.N. Training more like…

(via littlest-b)

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"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."

- THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via modernmethadone)

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I look at you and I feel like I don’t want anything to ever happen to you. And I know that this is a weakness in me, to assert this need to protect, perhaps buried somewhere in my subconcious, or animal brain. I neglect to consider your strength, or doubt it. But then I consider that all the strength in the world might falter when levied the innumerable evils that this world suffers. If I can save you from something, or at least make it all that much more bearable, maybe I will be strong too. Maybe I crave the strength I see in you. Or maybe with you we can be strong together.  Whatever the case may be, forgive me, forget me, do as you will. But before you go, know I have dared believe in strength. And in a moment, I feel that when tomorrow comes, I won’t falter. Thank you.

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"Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not so crowded, and a good deal more mysterious."

- Cornelia Funke  (via v-anillamoon)

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